13% of Library of Congress Collection Missing
Materials Missing At Library Of Congress...
Perhaps they need to do some shelf reading. Or maybe they should hire me, I mean my skill-set is perfect to help them solve this little issue: not only am I a certified librarian, but with my superhuman samurai skills I could fend off potential thieves or any who would dare misshelve a book. Of course you wouldn't want to swing a katana in the LC (blood on the books), but you could use less bloody ju-jitsu techniques. I recommend the oma plata when defending your collection because you control you opponent's arms so they can't pull books off the stacks while you choke them out.
Just saying...
Perhaps they need to do some shelf reading. Or maybe they should hire me, I mean my skill-set is perfect to help them solve this little issue: not only am I a certified librarian, but with my superhuman samurai skills I could fend off potential thieves or any who would dare misshelve a book. Of course you wouldn't want to swing a katana in the LC (blood on the books), but you could use less bloody ju-jitsu techniques. I recommend the oma plata when defending your collection because you control you opponent's arms so they can't pull books off the stacks while you choke them out.
Just saying...
posted by Samurai Librarian at 8:21 PM
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