Artificial Intelligence to Replace Librarians

First of all, what is this "Artificial Intelligence" and where can I get some?

Seriously, I wonder how many people saw this:

Washington, D.C., March 30, 2007 - The Acquisitions and Bibliographic Access Directorate of the United States Library of Congress this morning announced a new initiative for its cataloging workflow. A pilot program -- expected to launch by late spring -- will involve outsourcing several resource description operations to Mountain View, California-based Google.

Under the new arrangement, MARC records for titles from Google Book Search publishing partners will be created by the Google indexing system. The original cataloging of these works will be accomplished automatically by a software program.

“Think of it as an electronic brain,” said Richard Sumner, a Google representative speaking about the computing equipment involved in the new alliance. “Our artificial intelligence systems can fully handle descriptive and subject cataloging.”

A senior administration official at the Library of Congress, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that the pilot program has the potential to expand to the point of eliminating the need for any professional catalogers. The source also mentioned plans to migrate the OPAC to LibraryThing and turn the American Memory site into a Wiki. (Link)

The folks in my local tech services saw this before I sent it to them, and it seems they thought it was for real. Honestly, I think that some kind of advanced computer program might be able to handle some descriptive cataloguing, providing it was fed good information, but the day a computer can effectively assign subject headings is the day we hit singularity.